Nerds Without Pants Episode 265: I am Julian, Slayer of Malenia
Nerds Without Pants Episode 265: I am Julian, Slayer of Malenia
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Published on August 30, 2023 3:00 PM
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Welcome back to Nerds Without Pants! Julian totally forgot to come up with a Stage Select this week, so we just have a beefy Consumption Junction for you, and another Video Game Cage Match that rhymes. We hope you enjoy it!

00:00 – 17:42 Saying goodbye to wrestlers

18:16 – 2:44:14 CONSUMPTION JUNCTION: Baldur’s Gate 3, Julian’s Elden Ring platinum trophy, Armored Core VI, Stray Gods, Barbie, House of Leaves, Immortals of Aveum

2:44:53 – 2:58:15 VIDEO GAME CAGE MATCH: Astral Chain vs Code Vein

2:58:24 – 3:08:28 Outro and Outtakes

NEXT WEEK: Headlines! (send us emails!)

IN TWO WEEKS:

STAGE SELECT: What are some video game characters you love to hate?

VIDEO GAME CAGE MATCH: Jerry Rice and Nitus’ Dog Football vs James Pond 3: Operation Starfish

SUBMIT YOUR COMMENTS BY 7:30 CENTRAL ON 9/8!

FEATURED SONG: Hey Pretty (2002 Drive By Remix), by Poe

Twitter: @NWPcast

Our theme song “Relax” and interstitial tracks “To the Maxx” and “Moody Grooves” are written and performed by Megan McDuffee.

 

Comments
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Posted on September 2, 2023 11:52 AM

Good video game villains make the best characters to love to hate.  So here's some of mine:

Kefka from Final Fantasy 6

GlaDOS from Portal

Dr. Wily from Mega Man

Bowser from the Mario games

Tron Bonne and the Servebots (and the rest of the Bonne family really) from Mega Man Legends

Posted on September 3, 2023 5:58 PM

First off, that's definitely a Julian thing, the pronunciation of Iceland. Having said that, his fellow Texan (me) approves of Icelandic band Of Monsters and Men, as well as Aqua. That second bit is cause I'm also Julian's fellow Austinite ... moving on. 

STAGE SELECT:

I love to hate Kuze in Yakuza 0 so much it sorta turns into love again, but there's definitely a "WHEN IS THIS GUY GONNA QUIT/DIE" element there. 

To some level, I love to hate the unaccepting parents in Walking sims like "Gone Home," but that's not necessarily hate either. More disappointment. 

Finally, once Life is Strange: Before the Storm is over, I kinda (unfairly) hate Max. The "love" part of it comes from that being justice for all the hate Chloe got in the first game (from me too, not gonna lie). Man, context is a hell of a drug. 

VIDEO GAME CATCH MATCH:

I love the charm of both shitty PS2 games I could have rented AND shitty SNES games I could have rented, so this is hard but I have to go with the dog football. 
 
I just have more nostalgia for 989 Studios football games (not who made the dog football that I'm aware, but reminds me of their stuff a bit) than I do for The Wizard of Oz on SNES, which is what the other one reminds me of. 
 
I'm not typing either of these games' full names out, by the way. I refuse. Wholeheartedly.
Posted on September 8, 2023 12:10 PM

Stage Select:
I'm going to go with Bob Page and Wilton Simons from Deus Ex.  Bob Page is a guy who's too privileged even for his own secret society.  And Walton Simons is a guy who JC calls *himself* an ugly son of a bitch just to insult.

Video Game Cage Match:
Ain't no rules says the dog can't win a cage match.  Nitus wins!