Well it's been awhile since I've blogged here so I think today is finally the day I share what's up. I came to the realization that I'm almost 23 and my life is still going nowhere and I have yet to think of a goal to set for myself. My social life is also quite sad/non-existent. To remedy this I have decided to quit gaming and completely sell my collection. I finally realized what a waste of time video games are. And also so unlady-like! Yuck.
Instead of playing video games I can now just focus on finding the perfect man to marry so I can fulfill my role as a woman and be a housewife. I will be so happy to just cook and clean all day while popping out babies! No more time will be wasted dating fictional anime boys in otome games. In fact, that particular activity will NEVER be mentioned again.
Of course, I have also quit my job at GameStop and have applied at Subway, where I would much rather be making sandwiches.
Best of luck everyone! Now I must cancel my preorder of the Neptune Game Machine.
Why would you need to find the perfect man when you've already found the perfect woman? :P
Anyways when you have a chance let's talk soon okay :)
Two women can not be together and properly make babies of course. I am a sophisticated lady and must follow what society dictates is right. :P
Come here on my bed and sit next to me and try saying that ;)
you can have the babies, I want a PS4! 
The PS4 will be such a waste of money and there is no way I am looking forward to it all. I am absolutely not already saving my money for such a pointless object. No way.
What you talkin about choco?!
Don't question me, Ben, since I am a woman. Just faithfully be my white knight and agree with everything I say. <3
Oh yeah,right. (Ahem!) Choco, you should get married and become a baby factory. God speed!
You killed it with the Subway line. Seriously, I went into a fit.
It is no joke Jesse. Do you not also foresee my bright future in deli meats?!
Cool. You should change your name to BabyMaker2K. That would be hot.
I have no use for a new username here since I have quit gaming. But I will use it at match.com where I will continue my search for the best baby making husband.
I didn't write an April Fools blog this year. Nope. I always tell the truth. :)
And I did not read and comment on your April Fools blog. April's Fools is a waste of time like video games, atleast we both understand this.
I am also 23 and need to quit my PA job and pop out some babies with a woman that makes sammiches. For an upfront fee of $10,000 to be paid to me in three dollar bills, perhaps we could help each other out. Of course, if you don't wind up finding me in any way attractive, any amount of dollar bills, especially hundreds will still be gladly accepted, as would a minted trillion dollar coin. It'll be your first step to subservient womanhood.
As long as your sperm count is high I'm down. I'm on a baby making mission!
I'd rather eat a three Gamcube discs between two Wii discs than a sandwich from Subway so you might make better sandwiches at GameStop.
That... just sounds painful. I'll stick with smooshy Subway sandwiches thank you.
Kids yea right keep that thought for the late 30s lol i got 4 take mine for a day and you may become a monk lol, and yea deli meats is an awesome job make babies clean house and eat subway oh thats the life I think I will stick to getting a new system lol!!!.
Gotta start popping out those kids now so I can have as many as possible of course. Nothing will stop me! Enjoy your time wasting game machines :PPP
No you fool! you'll kill us all!
With an army of babies? YES.
You know there probably is some obscure japanese game thats a baby making sim. Why have real kids when you can show up the Duggars with 50 digital kids.
Basically Conception: Ore no Kodomo wo Undekure, a game I was very interested in. Not anymore. Not at all. Nope.
Women don't play video games anyway, they just make sandwiches!
It's been a pretty disappointing April Fool's, but this blog was very funny.
Yeah, this April Fools was a little lame. But we had some fun with it here at Pixlbit! Lots of great laughs.
I'd be afraid of a Neptune game machine. When I reviewed the first Hyperdimension Neptunia game, I think I was scarred for life.
I'm sorry for reminding you of that experience. I hope you didn't have too many nightmares about repetitive gameplay, recycled dungeons and boob jokes. I have a confession though, I actually enjoy the series and the characters. The battle system improved a lot in the second game :P
You know, I'll actually be 23 years old in 18 minutes, I'm serious. But yup, vidja gaemz are a waste of time. We should be doing something more productive like uhhhh..... ah fuck it I don't know.
Happy Birthday Captain! Now go do something productive with your life! :P
This blog may have the greatest name ever. Kudos to you madam/mam/ms/sir/person/thing.
Dang, that Amnesia picture...I'm only sure that the fourth character is a guy. The first three are girls, right? Right? I mean, not that you care anymore, so whatever. And you know, it just occurred to me that pregnancy and childbirth is kind of like a nine-month dungeon with a heck of a boss at the end. Just sayin'
I must be awesome, because I play games and make babies. Though the babies do interupt the gaming playing quit a bit. 
Making sandwiches.....and babies! Sounds like you have your hands full with all that. There were some pretty good April Fools jokes going on around here this year,gotta admit.