Everyones doing it, and since I live in a land that basically steals all of it's culture from America and Britain, I thought it would be fitting to do one of these things, if only so you can appreciate how fucking sexy I am. So without further ado, I bring to you PHOTOS!!!
This is me at my absolute classiest. This was taken at my high school graduation, and as you'll see, this is the beginning of my partial obsession with hideous facial hair. It disappears and resurfaces every now and then.
This is me being FUCKING ADORABLE!!! Look at me. I'm like the teenage daughter you wish you aborted.
Here's me proving that he loves his woman - EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!
Me and Bilby, aka Bottled_Whimsy from 1up. She should be making an account on here sometime soon, as she's been saying for the last 4 months...
Here's me with a bunch of friends from my floor - before we died of alcohol poisoning that night. I think I got escorted out of the pub that night for being too drunk. I tried to tell the guy there I'd only had 3 but 10 came out of my mouth for some reason. Oh well.
Here's me as a gay pirate. Also, fuck eyeliner. That shit is retarded. It made me feel I was on the verge of crying all night. Never wearing it again.
Finally, here's me a month ago before I shaved. Yes, that is a bioshock infinite poster behind me. Sorry, my head is too fat and you can't see any of it.
Anyways, that's me. I'm off to look at more of these now. Toodles!
You owe me coffee! because after reading this half of it came out of my nose. Great pics and commentary my man.
Thank you. Also, sorry about you're coffee. I shall mail you another one. Actually, it'd be better if I sent you this huge fuck off box with like $2.50 in it. There's you're coffee!
The period thing was sick lol funny but blahhhhhh lmao but funny as shit lol great pics .....well besides the blood thing lmao!!!!!
Lol. We were dressed as zombies. The period joke HAD to be made though.
Everyday of the month.. Oh my...
lol
I apologise for that mental image lol.
That first pic looks pretty classy! I wish Bilby would make an account here. I miss her. WTF is taking her so long anyway?
She was going to do it when drunk last night. She's going to do it today though. I'll kick her out of my room so she has too. Also, ITS HER BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great pics! You look like Ian Astbury from The Cult in the one shot. He tended to look like a gay pirate in their early days. Like the blood soaked zombie shot as well. I'm the same way about facial hair...just does not quite do it for my face. Bilby looks great as a zombie,too. Nice "red wings" you display in the one pic!
I see the resemblance. He's sexier though, I must admit.
The red eyes in the zombie pic really elevates it above the rest. I noticed a bowtie...
Kinda does. Also, bowties are cool. As are Fez's. Fez is a great game...
The hair bow is beautiful,bro! You one fine sexeh (looks lower) cannibal? Damn you aussies! You are so weird! 
That's Bilby's hair bow. We were zombies!!!
I think you wear facial hair better than me. I have a bald spot on my chin. My facial hair is fucking weird when seen.
That sucks man. I can't grow hair between my chin and mouth so I can't have a proper goatee :(
shit facial hair ha I hear ya bro!
It's so itchy! Why do I decide to have facial hair? Oh yeah, because when I don't have it, I look like a fucking 5 year old!
Cool. You seem to be living the college life I wish I had!
I love college. Come to my college. I'll show you a good time my man!
You sexy aussie. Have my babies!
Okay! *Bends over*