Ha ha ha ha ha ha yea right lol if they only knew how bad im laughing at this ridiculous email...,
They probably see the backlash on the internet and are desperate for customers lol. 
Lol!!! Im not falling for it lol!!!!
The absolute worst part about that is the "exclusive achievement." As someone who still sort of likes achievements, that is really gross.
It a desperate grab for customers there like buy the first Xbone and get a free acheivement from the good folks at Microsoft lol if i dont earn it, i dont want it. Lol!!!
Even with lube that smells like roses being "boned" in the ass without consent is still being raped. lol. No thanks microsoft. Even with the anal gel and reach around privilege I'm still not gonna take it!
Love the disclaimer at the bottom that says:
"Features and requirements are under development and may change prior to release."
We can only hope
I hope that phrase works to our benefit but it usually works to our detriment,Britt. lol.
So whats the achievement title called, "Biggest Sucker Born" ? Pretty much anything I have read for days now that allows comments has been a solid wall of screw Microsoft and the Big Brother Box. I think this thing is going to fail so bad it will make the Sega CD look like a shining success.
lol yall are a mess lmao!!! but if we have not learned one good thing behind this Microsoft is desperate,, maybe im wrong but a free acheivement for beiing one of the first to buy a Xbone mmmmm sounds fishey to me lol.and hopefully Microsoft realized they may have bitten off more then they can chew and i would hate to be working as a Microsoft server on launch day lol!!!
they didn't email me crap. 
Matt, you're not special! (Or maybe they just know you're smart so they didn't bother. lol) I should get one though. My facebook profile photo has "gullible uneducated putz" written all over it. lol.
Hey!!! What does that say about me im dumb lol!!!! Just kidding,
Oh,er.........(tries to find sly exit point out of this predicament but fails!) It must have been an accident,bro! Your invitation was obviously meant for someone else! (awkward conniving grin)

Well, if that controller was free, and I could own my damn games for it, I actually would like to get an e-mail like that. Oh well.
Well if its a successful system it may be worth something some day errrr but i dont see that happening lol!!!
I feel left out.... I really wanted to be invited to this date rape party! imagine waking up next to the 'day one' controller and not remembering what happened the night before..... What .... did.... I .... do!
Wow now that would be a true nightmare lol!!!!
I got that email too. Those clowns just don't know, I'm not buying their damn XB1.
Now where the hells my Sony email lol!!!
They must think you're like a giant Tootsie Pop. You know...an all day sucker! Too funny!
Dear Lee Radical
You have been with us as we've dicked over indie companies, promised to violate your privacy, and limit your rights as a consumer. We are making the most advanced console ever made. So advanced, in fact, that an Ipad, your cable box, and your tv can already do almost every thing our xbox can do. Except play games... but, well, I mean they're a secondary concern to us.
We would like to invite you to blindly buy our console before you hear everything else that's terrible about our console. We'll give you some stuff that doesn't really matter so that you'll hopefully blindly support and fight for us in the future, because, well, you know how shitty our PR team is at it.
Thankyou for being part of the Xbone community. We look forward to kidnapping your children in the future.
Yeah I got that email, too. I certainly won't be getting an Xbox One right away. Think about how much the 360 has changed since launch to today. Maybe the Xbox One will change like that, too. For the better maybe?
I got that as well, and much you like, I was laughing hysterically.
