quote of the video

"xbox is about to become the next watercooler" 

Right! What does that even meannn?

The Xbox One is about to become the next Sega Saturn.

LOL! It started to sound like "call it doody" after a minute. So sick of that franchise.

"A brand new Call of Duty". Isn't that an oxymoron at this point. And last time I checked I can watch TV with my uhm...TV. Even without the hilarious edit job its pretty obvious these knuckleheads don't have a flaming clue as to what just exactly they are trying to sell. Hell that one woman thinks its flippin water cooler. And with how Sony just served them it might as well be a water cooler.

Hee,hee,hee! (Unconcealed gleeful troll face)

The water cooler comment was edited, I think she was going for "subject" after water cooler.

All I know for certain is that I won't be spending any money on a next gen Xbox.

C'mon,Tami. You are spending $100.00 more on The Xbone so you just know it's a higher quality console! (Smirks...breaks out laughing.)

So TV you say...and sports...and TV

From what I've seen it looks like Microsoft is moving away from gaming console, to all in one media center. I don't know if this is good or bad, but after seeing what Sony brought out, it could be a long console war for the X-Box

TP...TP,TP,TP! Heh,heh,heh!

Okay now...hold the phone. So you're telling me this thing can help me watch The Price Is Right more easily? Oh my God!!!! Why do I have to wait? I want it right now! My life will be so much better with an XBOX One in my house.

Based on your title, I thought that was a reference to the Heartless from Kingdom Hearts. This is fine too.