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Saints Row's "Implied Sexual Violence..."
Published on June 29, 2013 3:25 AM
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 Just found out what the ban is for - ANAL PROBING! By fucking aliens. Are you serious? Are you fucking serious? ANAL PROBING! BY FUCKING ALIENS! 

 Fuck this country. Seriously.

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Posted on June 29, 2013 3:58 AM

So anal is a big no-no in Australia? Or do your politicians simply hate extraterrestrials? lol. I'm really sorry,Blake. This shit is ridiculous.

Posted on June 30, 2013 11:14 PM

 It's completely ridiculous. If you find something a bit offensive, you have no right to censor it for other consenting adults. Look at all the great films we wouldn't have if they were censored like games were.

Posted on June 29, 2013 6:22 AM

Actually, the Saints' leader is the one who will do the probing, since the player can his hands on a (hopefully just cleaned) Anal Probe Gun.

Seeing now he or she is the President of the USA, maybe someone thought there was hidden meaning behind that.

 

Posted on June 30, 2013 11:15 PM

Yeah I saw that after I posted the rant. It's still ridiculous. And you know the people who are quickest to ban these sort of things have a fetish for it that they're trying their best to hide.

Posted on June 29, 2013 7:13 AM

I'd actually love to be a fly on the wall in these meetings. Luckily the UK is actually pretty laid back when it comes to censorship and we get all the good stuff. Manhunt is the only game that comes to mind i remember being banned.

Posted on June 30, 2013 11:16 PM

UK is pretty bad with censors from what I've heard. Weren't they going to ban a bunch of films they deemed too violent, like Human Cenipede 2 and some others? I'm not a fan of those movies, but I don't think they should be banned.

Posted on July 1, 2013 1:12 PM

We're not as liberal as other European countries but I never feel like I've ever missed out on anything they've censored. Human Centipede 2 should be banned just for being absolute garbage...

Posted on July 1, 2013 10:20 PM

 No. Here's the problem. Something can't just be banned because someone thinks it's in poor taste. That is bullshit. Free thinking, consenting adults should have the right to watch or play what they want within the confines of the law.

Posted on June 29, 2013 7:41 AM

I read that headline, about the alien thing, on some game site and I thought it was a joke. Seriously?Undecided

Posted on June 30, 2013 11:16 PM

Seriously. It's bullshit.

Posted on June 29, 2013 7:53 AM

They must've banned all the Destroy All Humans games which were developed by Australian developer Pandemic. You can make alien Crypto go crazy with the Anal Probe gun. Actually you had to use it to get brain stems to pop out of people so you could collect them. So you use it most of the time. Sick right?

 Destroy All Humans

Posted on June 29, 2013 4:09 PM

I remember that game! Good times.

And Blake, that sucks. Frown

Posted on June 30, 2013 11:17 PM

Nope. This game made it through with no problems. In fact it got a G8+ rating here if my memory serves correctly.

Posted on July 1, 2013 5:43 AM

Weird, isn't it, but the adults never did make much sense.

Posted on June 29, 2013 2:16 PM

So, what does that mean for the South Park RPG?

Posted on June 30, 2013 7:10 AM

It means Trey and Matt are going to make a special edition for Australia only about Lemmiwinks and Mr. Slave [see Season 6, Episode 14]