There is obviously far too much positivity on the internet, so to counterbalance it, I thought I'd bring some bile and vitriol to the table. Some games are just terrible, and it's up to us as gamers to collectively shame the artistic visions of those far more talented than ourselves.

So, here's a list of the five worst games that have ever existed. 

 This is essentially a rewrite of the blog I posted a little while back, but with more jokes, more satire, it's better written and with more varied games which means more varied jokes. Check it out! Please? I'll pay you in back rubs!