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Gamertag to face #2 - Because f**k you, have some photos
Published on August 5, 2013 9:24 AM
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 Hey guys. I feel like posting some photos for some reason. So I'm gonna. If you have any problems, take it out with my lawyer. Oh, that's right, I don't have one, so I guess you'll just have to shut the fuck up then.

 This is me after sitting through what felt like 3 hours of forced expostition at the end of Bioshock Infinite. Way to ruin an awesome ending guys. Seriously, you know what professionals call this? Shitty storytelling!

 Not really. I got told to role like a slug. That was my attempt.

 This is me and Soup (my neighbour) at the pub. For some unknown reason, there are people growing out of my head.

 The aftermath of the boys initiation. We kind of just passed out on poor old Bilby. Also Soup was there. Because hey, why not!

 And DUCKFACE! Because this is facebook afterall.

 Me and my two favourite Freshers. These guys are awesome! Also, my face looks like I got caught blowing an asian guy, because casual racism is fun.

 And finally, this is how I sleep. Seriously, I passed out like this.

 

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Posted on August 5, 2013 10:01 AM

Whoa, is her name really Soup?

Or is that a nickname?

Posted on August 5, 2013 10:18 AM

Her last name is a brand of Soup in Australia, so that's her nickname lol.

Posted on August 5, 2013 11:56 AM

You have way too much fun, nah, scratch that, party on!

Posted on August 5, 2013 12:31 PM

I'll be one bored fucker when I leave college lol.

Posted on August 5, 2013 12:33 PM

Yes, enjoy it while you can.

Posted on August 5, 2013 4:43 PM

These pictures are sexist.  The female characters have exposed cleavage while the males are fully clothed. The majority of these pictures are dedicated to showing the adventures of the male character while the females are given no agency, they're just there to act as ornaments for the main hero's life. In one picture, we see two girls involved in a lesbian make out section, while the males watch contentedly with patriarichal expressions on their faces. Not only are these pictures misogynist, but the captions exhibit anti-asian racism. Instead of hate speech, the writer could have put a trigger warning before the photos. But that would require empathy with the oppressed, which would undermine his white male privilege.

 5.5/10

Posted on August 5, 2013 5:03 PM

Lol. Point taken. Seriously though, look at the picture of the "lesbian make out session" again. We weren't watching, we were kind of asleep. And it was a peck on the cheek. Your comment has no grounds. Also, read my reply to you and my blog. I have no problem with exposed flesh. I was defending the blogger and trying to show you her side of things. It doesn't really offend me. I watch porn for fuck's sake. The blog was more about defending someone's right to express an opinion than any feminist propoganda, and you posed an opinion, so I replied with mine.

 Still, the comment was mildly amusing.

Posted on August 5, 2013 6:18 PM

lolwut? I'm spoofing Sarkeesian and the outraged feminist hive-mind, not the DC review, which didn't  feminist/liberal buzzwords like I have -the only relation is the score, which was an afterthought. Note the drama queen logic (a kiss on the cheek = lesbian make out session!, guys being there = OMG they're getting off on this! Male gaze, male gaze!!!).  Of course my comment doesn't have grounds, that's the point: people see what they want to see to serve their political agenda, or they react emotionally instead of rationally, which skews their perception. Sometimes photos of guys and gals are just photos of guys and gals.

 

Posted on August 5, 2013 6:45 PM

I thought you were parodying my blog lol. I was amused. But yeah, as much as I support feminism, I don't think she is very good at what she does. It's not what she's trying to do, because hey, I'm fine with it. It's that she's trying to do this at an academic level and I'm like if a first year college student wrote essays of this quality they'd fail.

 Also, don't judge me, it's 5 am and I'm sick lol.

Posted on August 5, 2013 5:00 PM

Was the ending to Bioshock Infinite really 3 hours long? When I beat Metal Gear Solid 4 I fell asleep because it just seemed to drag on and on for forever. Nice pics.

Posted on August 5, 2013 5:04 PM

No it's not that long. It's only like 20 minutes, but they feel the need to explain ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING in the last 20 minutes. There are enough clues given that you can figure it out for yourself, yet they insist on spelling it out and beating you over the head with it. The ending is great. The way it was handled? Not so much.

Posted on August 5, 2013 6:20 PM

Blake, you look sexy in wigs. I demand more pictures with you in wigs!

Posted on August 5, 2013 6:46 PM

Bahaha. I'm going to find some wigs and just spam your inbox with pics of me in random wigs!

Posted on August 5, 2013 6:48 PM

Now we know where those rant blogs are from: you sleeping on the wrongest side of the damn bed. lol

Posted on August 5, 2013 6:56 PM

Bahahaha yeah... at least I kept the blankets!

Posted on August 6, 2013 2:00 AM

That first picture!. It looks like you had a seizure after watching the infamous banned Pokemon episode with Porigon. If you don't know what I mean, go here.

Posted on August 6, 2013 9:31 AM

Fuck me! I'm going to watch that episode, then get someone to take a picture. 600?!

Posted on August 6, 2013 2:20 AM

Blake, I think you need an intervention. You don't post these kinds of things enough, so that tells me you aren't drinking enough, therefore aren't having enough fun.

Posted on August 6, 2013 9:30 AM

 I end up drinking twice a week usually which is pretty fucking crazy. Wednesday is our pub night, saturday people also generally go out. I'm scared of what my liver will look like when I've finished college.