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Goat simulator....aw fuck yeah!
Published on March 28, 2014 7:04 AM
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Sure the headline was catchy.

It is supposed to be. I mean I have been hearing about this Goat Simulator. What's not to love ?

It is a goddamn Goat Simulator. I don't fucking care how inane the idea sounds. GOAT SIMULATOR....aw fuck yeah!

I can just see the goat being customized with evil and satanic tatoos. Why satanic tattoos? The goat needs to be edgy. And what better way to be edgy than have fucking pentagrams on the goat head . Or maybe not.

Maybe he just chases this large can Katamari style. Or maybe he just flies around everywhere.

And has a bad ass purple goat cape. Friggin red and yellow are overrated colors. Let's go for purple because in nature it is considered a royal color.

If it is like the aforementioned comment. I wholly think this game could be damn fucking awesome.

A Goat Simulator could just mean that crazy goat has a black and white tie and sunglasses.

Never forget the sunglasses!

As you can tell I am stoked as fuck for a Goat Simulator. It should change up the game for Bahh's sake. That joke was lame as shit! Please just admit it. 

I want to see this damn goat fly. Ya know if he stared at another goat and they had a goat off that'd be awesome. All fucking Spaghetti-Western style. Shooting very fast glances at each other and the camera pans and a super goat showdown.

-V

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Posted on March 28, 2014 11:48 AM

There is a game called Escape Goat.  And it has a sequel.

Posted on March 28, 2014 2:50 PM

I want to play this too.  Might only be fun for a bit though, but still....

Posted on March 28, 2014 7:23 PM

I heard about this on Big Red Barrel's UK podcast and laughed a lot. Did you know a Goat can fall from really high places and not get hurt? So many things you can learn from this game. LOL

Posted on March 31, 2014 4:09 PM

I've been playing this at the moment. It's fun for a while, but hopefully some people make more content soon, because you run out of stuff to do pretty quick. Tremendous fun whilst it lasts though!

Posted on April 2, 2014 3:10 AM

Goats falling from skies is something I want to be a part of.  Big Red Barrel? I am not familiar. Must check them out.

I am sure a modder will catch wind...figuratively and make content or something.