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Hi, My Name is Super Step
Published on April 13, 2014 4:41 AM
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It's a reference to Super Nintendo and protects my identity more than my last account name, plus the "SFA colors" Superman symbol tee, which I bought at the Student Center Barnes & Nobles on clearance and is now my profile picture, fits the name perfectly. 

So there ya go. 

My mom tells me I look like Clark Kent with my glasses on, and several former coworkers told me I had the Superman hair curl when it was longer. 

Look, shut up, I love my mom, ok? Leave me alone guys. I'm gonna go fulfill some more nerd stereotypes now. 

But seriously, I'm awesome and I deserve this name change. 

Thank you.

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Posted on April 13, 2014 1:41 PM

nothing wrong with loving your mom.  I love my mom.  Laughing

Posted on April 13, 2014 3:08 PM

Haha. Laughing

Posted on April 13, 2014 2:04 PM

I bet your mom loves you too! Loser!

Posted on April 13, 2014 3:09 PM

L7 Weenie! Laughing

Posted on April 13, 2014 2:19 PM

LOL. 

Posted on April 13, 2014 3:09 PM

Laughing

Posted on April 13, 2014 2:22 PM

Nothing wrong with what you like, and it doesn't matter what anyone thinks. 

Posted on April 13, 2014 3:10 PM

Damn straight. Next step: Super Sex Change! My mom doesn't like that idea, but I do, dammit! Laughing

Lol!

Posted on April 13, 2014 3:37 PM

Hey I say to each there own lol!!!

Posted on April 13, 2014 4:25 PM

I like it. Plus its better than the other more obvious play on words, Dub Step.lol

Posted on April 13, 2014 7:08 PM

That's not an alliteration and I don't like most dubstep music I've heard, so that ain't about to happen. lol

Posted on April 14, 2014 12:00 AM

Yeah, not a fan either.lol

Posted on April 13, 2014 4:37 PM

i've always been all about anything that has Super in the name.  Good change!

Posted on April 13, 2014 7:08 PM

Now I need and X at the end with the exponent 64. 

Posted on April 13, 2014 7:33 PM

Hi Super Step.  What kind of super powers do you got?  What's your epic origin story?

Too bad you didn't call yourself Super Joe.  Then you could be like that army guy in Capcom's Commando.

Maybe I should be Super Cary.  But I don't know what my super powers would be.  What do you think?

Posted on April 13, 2014 8:27 PM

I think I put some of that stuff in my updated profile info, which I modeled after the character info in the Street Fighter II Turbo manual. Smile

I don't know much about Commando, but I liked the alliteration from using the first part of my last name. 

I'd say you'd have the ability to freeze time, so you could eat power pellets full of spinach, gain super strength, and go ghost hunting. Also, healing abilities. 

Posted on April 13, 2014 11:26 PM

If I could freeze time, I don't think I'd eat power pellets full of spinach.  I'd be tempted to take extra naps and play more video games.  Because while I do try hard to work out and lift weights and stay healthy, I can also be really lazy, too!  Healing powers...yeah I could see that.  If I were in an RPG, I'd probably end up being the White Mage.

Posted on April 14, 2014 12:29 AM

Lol, well then options are all there. 

Posted on April 14, 2014 7:40 PM

Nothing wrong with loving your mother, Mr. T agrees:

Posted on April 14, 2014 7:49 PM

LOL. I think I first saw that on either a Cinema Snob or Nostalgia Critic review. 

Posted on April 14, 2014 9:37 PM

So we can call you Clark right, but once the glasses come off we have no idea you and Super Step are the same guy. 

Posted on April 15, 2014 4:08 AM

Yes, but my last name is Grizwold and I need some fucking Tylenol. Hallelujiah and holy shit! 

Posted on June 2, 2014 5:56 PM

Well it's better than Dub Step. *oh snap*

Plus SNES Step just doesn't roll off the tongue.

Posted on June 2, 2014 6:00 PM

Yeah, I dislike dubstep too.