Well, we're in Memphis for the night, staying in the Graceland RV Park on Elvis Presley Blvd. Shit is insane. We tried to get into Graceland but it was like a busy airport. There was an hour wait to get in, OUTSIDE IN THE HEAT, and we were like No....
My mom went about twenty years ago and she said it was nothing like this.
I bought a six dollar refrigerator magnet and we left. The funnies part was hearing this ten year old kid in the store telling someone about his Elvis movies. "I have Blue Hawaii!" he exclaimed.
Otherwise, things are gonna be rough tomorrow on the road with our insane route heading South, so we'll see.
Hope all of you are well.
Long Live the King, baby.
I'll refrain from relaying the disturbing info on Elvis I recently read. 
I won't deny he was a little disturbing, but I still am impressed with his career.
I say, "uh, hello mama." in the Elvis voice all the time because Rik Mayall said it in the game Hogs of War a ton of times if you played as one of the American hogs.
Hogs of what?
Whoa