Heck yea you do. Right on. Yeah! All right! . . . I don't know who I am right now. 

my stupid brother texted me this stupid joke. IT's so bad I had to share. 

My friend reads the Daily Groaner on Facebook all the time and then tells me them while I'm playing games. My groaning is developing into a moaning.

BOOOO!

Actually I liked that. I like bad jokes.

I didn't watch the eclipse.  I missed out on getting any of the special glasses.  But after thinking about it, I didn't feel too bad.  I've been reading reports of some glasses being faulty, and my vision is bad enough as it is, I didn't want to chance making it worse.  Plus I had to get ready for work when it was happening.

Speaking of which, i work at a hardware store and we sell welding equipment, including helmets and glasses.  Over the past couple of days, I've been getting TONS of customers asking for welding goggles.  None of the ones we sell are strong enough to view the eclipse with.  The next day I went to work, all the welding glasses were gone.  I sure hope the customers did their research and took caution since I wasn't there to warn them!

I like bad jokes too. This one my brother told me. At first I was mad at its stupidity, and then it grew on me. 

Weird about those welding glasses.  Hope too many people didn't go blind!

Man jokes like that remind me of the ones that used to be printed on popcicle sticks, and on those pink pieces of gum. Good times. 

classic shit, man.