People who play too many videogames are like, "Why can't I see MYSELF in third person?"

Or, you know, at least when I duck into cover!
ha ha. That would help!
Or, “I sure could use a med-pack”.
Ha ha. Or Quad Damage!
Did you ever play bullet storm? There is a chick on there that says ”I’ll punch your dick!”
Ha ha. No. I watched my brother play some of it though.
My friend Mark and I say the silly lines from that game all the time. I believe she says, "I'm going to kill your dick." Ha ha.
I knew it was something about a dick. It’s been a while since I’ve playeg it. Funny damn game though.
My friend Mark goes in to Serrano mode when he gets annoyed. You know how he was. He basically becomes the villain at the end and is the filthiest mouth in the game.
This reminds me to work on my butt.
yeah when did playing games start involving staring at a butt all the time?
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It's weird but I don't get the sense that I, in real life, am always in first-person. It's not quite the same as in a game where you feel like you are in a tank all the time. . . I think I see myself partially in third-person in real life. Like, I see my hands typing this and I'm aware of stuff in my periferal vision. It's first-person but enhanced, I guess. . . Or, it's more like Gears of War where you switch back and forth. I get a sense of both perspectives in real life. Games really split it into distinct views. . . Some games let you look at yourself in first-person though. That's more realistic. A lot of times you can't see your own shoes in a first-person game, like you had goggles on.
I'd like to see a meter that let's me know how close I am to leveling up and what kind of upgrades I can get.
