Yeah putting escort stuff in vvvvvv was a super dumb decision. 

I had to watch a YouTube video to know they want you to jump on those things from below and the blue guy to do it from the top. I was just getting the hang of things too.

No words.

All I had while recording this was sighs.

I used to kill Natalya myself in Goldeneye

I think a lot of people did once they found out you could.

It was joyous.  

Oh man, hair pulling out time. As if platforming wasn't enough of a headache for me.

I figured this would be nightmare fuel for you in particular. Don't play VVVVV. You will not enjoy it. I actually do ... but it's a lot of stuff like this, but thankfully without the moronic coattail rider.

I occasionally try a platformer. I saw Braid at the Franklin Institute and liked the graphics. Maybe I'll actually try and get past the first few areas again.

I just want you to know I had that same approach to JRPGs for the longest time. It never led to me actually liking one. Paper Mario got the closest, cause it incorporated platforming elements and I bought a guide for it. 

I've had trouble with some JRPGS especially the ones with action battle systems. The turn-based ones are fine with me.

I love Paper Mario. I think I like a platformer as long as it isn't brutally hard and has other elements like role playing, or shooting like in Metroid Zero Mission, or a great art style like Guacamelee. Oh, and the Rayman Origin/Legend games. The music, graphics and animation are so amazing. I am just terrible at them.

I remember this one escort mission in GTA III. I stopped my car next to a girl in a miniskirt and picked her up.... wait, was that the kind of escort mission we were talking about?

I remember when I bought that for PS4, banged a hooker, then shot her and took her cash. Even knowing it was digital, I felt so horrible about it I just kinda sat there in silence and vowed not to do that in the game again. Something about it was just too evocative of real-life violence against women.