We are very serious, very powerful business type people.
Well hello there! I don’t like to toot our own horn too often, but this may be the best episode of Nerds Without Pants of the year. Is Stage Select a banger? Not even close. Is Video Game Cage Match one for the record books? Fraid not. But Consumption Junction is a blast, and hopefully you think so, too!
00:00 – 12:57 Justin’s OC
13:08 – 1:36:25 STAGE SELECT: Game Shark…Tank
1:36:35 – 3:51:02 CONSUMPTION JUNCTION: Live A Live, Wasteland 3, Shadowrun, Midnight Fight Express, Cursed to Golf, Cult of the Lamb, We Are OFK, Saints Row, Ghostwire Tokyo
3:51:40 – 4:05:27 VIDEO GAME CAGE MATCH: The Colonel’s Bequest vs I Love You, Colonel Sanders!
4:05:36 – 4:13:25 Outro
NEXT EPISODE:
STAGE SELECT: “Call in” with your video game song dedication! (No licensed music, please)
VIDEO GAME CAGE MATCH: Dynasty Warriors 9 vs Earth Defense Force 4
SUBMIT YOUR COMMENTS BY 7:30 CENTRAL ON 9/9 TO BE ON THE SHOW!
Twitter: @NWPcast
Email: NWPcast@gmail.com
Our theme song “Relax” and interstitial tracks “To the Maxx” and “Moody Grooves” are written and performed by Megan McDuffee.
Stage Select:
"Donden," which is the "super boss" battle theme from Breath of Fire III. There are boss themes, and then there are "super boss" themes.
Cage match:
Given a choice between a giant insect hunt and battling for dominion of a war-torn China, I'll go for the bug hunt.
Hey guys I'm currently in the middle of a wildfire evacuation and there's a chance I might lose my home but I couldn't skip a NWP if I could help it! Just, you know, a real quick one from me this time. Had better ideas from both but just can't put the research into it unfortunately.
STAGE SELECT: This one goes out to the one I love. This one goes out to the one I've left behind. https://trashcaneagle.bandcamp.com/track/vegetable-valley-2
CAGE MATCH: We knew they were coming. We did all we could to prepare. But they still set the world on fire.
Ravagers, we called them. The world's militaries fought them with everything they had, but in the end, only one force stood a chance: The EDF, a coalition of humanity's greatest soldiers and scientists. Finally, we shot down their mothership and brought peace to the world...
...for about eight years. It's 2025 now, and our worst fears have come true: That was only the first wave.
But this is not the end. This time, we ARE ready. The EDF has developed over 500 different weapons and vehicles. Our Rangers are crack shots with all kinds of weapons. Our Wing Divers rain down death from above. Our Fencers are walking, steel-clad arsenals. And our Air Raiders can seize control of the battlefield. If it takes four score and seven battles, if we have to fight in the streets, on the beaches, or alongside our allies in cyberspace, we'll fight and we'll win.
Now and forever, we are the Earth Defense Force.
Comments