That's right, Samus doesn't drink, you perverts!
This is a tough one for me. I can think of a lot of characters. Maybe I'd plug Link with a case of Bud Lite to finally get him to say something. But I probably wouldn't pick Mario ("I'm-a drunk-a!")
I think I'm going to go to an old standard and pick Zidane from Final Fantasy IX. He could tell me stories about their adventures, and what it's like hanging out with VIVI, and he can tell jokes about "Rusty".
Otherwise, I think I'd have a beer with Crash Bandicoot just to see him freak-out.
If you had a beer with Zidane you could tinkle under the stars. :)
ha ha good one!
Geralt from The Witcher. If you've made it to Kaer Morhen in the Witcher 3, you know why.
Also, Tali from Mass Effect, because drunk tali is one of the greatest things in history.
damn I forgot about Tali.
Drinking contest with Sheik. Hands down.
good choice!
Well if Samus doesn't drink, can I take her out for ice cream instead? I like ice cream better anyway. Does Samus like ice cream?
I'm not really much of a drinker anyways. Any alcoholic beverage I've tried, I didn't like. But then, I also don't like drinking sodas either. I mostly just drink water. I know I'm kind of boring, but I'm OK with that. I'm happy with who I am.
I can't really think of a character I'd go out for a beer with right now, so you think of one for me! Just make sure it's a good one!
How about Kirby? If he drinks a beer does he turn into a beer?
I want to hang with Olimar and try and get him to let me come along on his adventures on other planets with his army of pikmin. Maybe I can just count the pikmin for him as they leave the ship, and then record all the stuff he brings back. I could be his archeologist.
that would be cool. then you could drive him around at knight. 
I'd have a beer with Lara Croft. We could talk about bad pick-up lines and threaten guys who are dumb enough to hit on us.
Ha ha then you could drunkenly raid some tombs!
Does Tifa from FFVII count?
ha ha. yeah she's cool!
It would be either Lara Croft or CJ from GTA San Andreas.
ah, CJ would be cool!