
Sounds like Stockholm Syndrome is starting to settle in lol. Platformers were THE genre back in the day and the licensed ones, even when not bad, aren't going to be the best examples of the genre. But I guess they are the easiest to get now and you're working with what you have.
Was Aladdin the first character to grab a ledge and pull himself up? I feel confident Prince of Persia beat him to it but hey, how come only middle eastern characters could do it?
I've played a ton of Crossy Road Castle with my kids. It is a great bitesize multiplayer platformer. I hope your friend will try it with you.
My gosh, just those Switch rentals could keep you busy for a couple months!