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Tales from The Bor, bor, bor, bor, booooor. . . derlands.


On 06/29/2015 at 01:08 AM by KnightDriver

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That's how episode 3 of Tales from the Borderlands played, all two and one quarter hours of it; constant stutters, stops, and freezes. No outright crashes, but jiggy jaggies all the way through. It actually got me killed in one segment where I couldn't target a flying object because the animation kept stuttering. Oh! And load times. Why are there so many longish loading moments in a game like this? It's not pushing state of the art graphics or masses of gameplay mechanics. It's a long cutscene with some interactive moments. It should run smooth as silk. It was a great story though. The writing and voice acting were all top notch even though the mouths hardly ever matched the dialog. I tell you, somthing needs to be done about the programing in Tell Tale games. Telling great stories can be practically ruined by technical faults. 

So that's what I started with today. That is, after I bought Kirby's Dream Collection for Wii at Gamestop for about $33. Kinda pricey, but, I think worth it. Got a lotta games there and a soundtrack of Kirby game tunes as well. I'm ready now for any Kirby game that comes up in my history of games research. 

                               kirby

                                        More Nintendo Voice Cast podcast today too. 

Then it was going to be playing Phantasy Star II, but Mark was playing Minecraft, so I jumped into his world again to chase the last few achievements. Of course, this ended up taking up the rest of the night, and I still have two achievements left. 

I got the achievement for building an Iron Golem. That was easy. Just lots of iron and a pumpkin head. The golem just wanders around and attacks anything that bothers it. It ignores creepers though, and creepers ignore the Golem. That was disappointing. 

Then I got the one for visiting 17 of the 26 biomes in the game. I basically wandered around Mark's world and then created a new one of my own, and wandered around that. Eventually the achievement popped up. The trickiest area to get to is the Mushroom island that sits just off the coast on one side of a map (maybe any map?). It has giant mushroom trees on it and a "mooshroom" cow that lays mushrooms. I guess that could be useful. Maybe. 

Then I tried to tame an Ocelot (lion) with a fish, and had no luck with that, and then went to one of Mark's other worlds and started building up supplies to heal a zombie villager (the other achievement I don't have). You need a weakness potion which requires a potion stand that requires a blaze stick to built it. The blaze stick is in the Netherworld, so you have to build an Obsidian portal to get there. That takes a while, but Mark had a world where he'd built one already and where he hadn't killed all the villagers. We just had to go kill a Blaze and take his stick. Sounds easy, but I nearly burned to death. Then we needed gold to make golden apples - a lot of gold. Well, we had to mine for it and didn't find any by the end of the night. I found some diamond though. That's important stuff. 

Another thing you need for this achievement, I'm pretty sure, is to play on Hard difficulty, because last week we played on Easy, and I had led a zombie into a house full of villagers and the zombie didn't attack anyone. So you have to be on Hard.

Tomorrow we'll probably get that achievement once we find some more gold and then figure out how to tame an Ocelot. Feeding it a fish is supposed to turn it into a kitty cat. MEOW!!! 


 

Comments

Cary Woodham

06/29/2015 at 07:33 AM

Kirby's Dream Collection is TOTALLY worth the price!

KnightDriver

06/30/2015 at 01:22 AM

i'm happy I finally have it. I've been eyeing it for a long while now.

Matt Snee Staff Writer

06/29/2015 at 01:58 PM

Phantasy Star is not for pretenders.  Hard game.  Always had reverence for it as a kid.  

KnightDriver

06/30/2015 at 01:32 AM

I spend like just a few minutes with the GBA version. I watched the opening, let my girl (I say girl, but she's a monster/human cross breed) tag along, and bought some items that told me nothing of what they did. Then I never got back to it. The town music seemed to be saying to me in it's glib happy way, "You'll never beat me. You'll get killed on the first monster. Ha ha. Ha ha." 

Super Step Contributing Writer

06/29/2015 at 02:34 PM

I think Arkham Knight may become for me what Minecraft is for you.

KnightDriver

06/30/2015 at 01:40 AM

Minecraft is climbing my list of most played games this year. It just got to number 2 behind Dialbo III. It's not catching Diablo III, though. I won't let it. 

I'd like to play that Batman game. I'm keeping an eye out for sales this July 4th weekend. 

Ranger1

06/29/2015 at 03:12 PM

That Kirby collection is tempting me into considering getting a Wii...

Good luck with your various endeavors in Minecraft. Taming an ocelot sounds like fun.

KnightDriver

06/30/2015 at 01:51 AM

The Wii is pretty cheap right now and there's lots of cheap games for it too, not to mention virtual console, which is still running. 

I gave that Ocelot his fish nine times over and all I got was lovey dovey hearts, but no taming. The hearts usually appear so that you know the animal is ready to mate, then you go to another of it's kind, feed it, and they mate and create a baby. Taming usually requires some extra feeding, like with wolves, but something's not right with the Ocelot. Tempermental beast!

GeminiMan78

07/02/2015 at 08:13 PM

I still need to get episode 3. I have had that problem with a lot of the Tell Tale games. I have seen a few posts on the Borderlands group page on Facebook of people having problems with it glitching up. Which sucks because it really is a cool story.

KnightDriver

07/03/2015 at 02:15 AM

It practically ruined it for me but at least it never crashed. Maybe they'll patch it so I can play it again and enjoy it more.

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