On 09/13/2013 at 05:43 AM,
by
Cary Woodham
Hey folks, guess what this Sunday, Sept. 15 is? It’s my birthday! Yay! It’s been a tradition for me to have a pretend birthday party on my blog, so I’ll do the same thing this year! In the comments section, if you like, you can give me a pretend birthday present! Pretend birthday presents are great because they can be anything you want, and they won’t cost you any money! It’s the thought that counts…literally! And if you give me a pretend birthday present, you can have a piece of my pretend birthday cake. Heck, if you like, you can have a million slices, since it’s pretend. My pretend birthday cake has no calories and can be any flavor you want! Plus, if you eat my pretend birthday cake, you’ll get pretend super powers like super strength and laser eyes! So have fun!