Posted on 01/21/2014 at 06:27 PM
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These are just so outside of the realm of what Nintendo would ever do, it was immediately obvious that Gigantor was fabricating the list for the lulz.
High powered specs aren't really a Nintendo thing, and putting a plan in motion to bail on the Wii U after a year on the market wouldn't make much sense.
A Nintendo phone also seems unlikely because of how incredibly fussy they are over user experience, especially when it comes to control. It would also encroach on their 3DS marketshare, which seems like an inherent risk. Furthermore, they consider themselves a toy company, not an electronics shop (perhaps part of their problem), so a custom-made phone seems like a long shot, particularly on Android.
Nintendo is also staunchly Japanese and has recently seized control of their North American branch, by putting Iwata above Reggie officially, so it's extremely unlikely that they'd hire someone like J Allard and start taking tips from a westerner.
Like you said, gritty Zelda isn't going to happen. Twilight Princess is as dark as Nintendo is likely willing to take that series and that had some pretty mixed reception.
Smash Bros. becoming a more "series" fighter is just... no, that's definitely happening. And purchasing Mega Man from Capcom then making F2P games and MMOs with him is definitely the cherry on top. I mean, that's basically Capcom's mascot, so they're not going to do that, and then jumping into two genres of games that Nintendo already opposes with their new acquisition is even more ridiculous.
Hopefully my response wasn't taken too seriously. I just thought it was a good moment to share one of my favorite quotes from Super Troopers, especially given how incredulous I thought these rumors were.